Funny Story

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my Girlfriend... She was a dream.
There was only one thing bothering me, that one thing
was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when anyone else was
near.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you
want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me!"
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
house. I walked straight towards my car. My future
father- in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
and the moral of this text is

"Always leave your condom in the car"